Janet looked dreamily into Todd's eyes. "I'll
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Janet looked dreamily into Todd's eyes. "I'll tell you when I knew for sure. I knew you loved me when," she sighed, "you...you didn't say anything after I ate the last pop tart."
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"Well, Janet, keeping our feelings on the inside is what's made our relationship work." Janet went to hug Todd but caught herself and withdrew her arms. She swept crumbs in silence
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and tears. Those damn ingrates, she thought, envisioning her live-in grandparents chomping like hogs on their toasted pb&J's all over her ceramic tiled kitchen! Calgon, take me awa
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-sh!" But for some reason the magic spell failed. "Calgon take me, awake!" Still nothing. Her live-in grandparents started playing The Doors. She needed to escape, "Calgon, take me
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To the place de l'opera!" A ufo arrived
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like a flower of light which politely waited for the Place de L'Opera to clear before it blossomed. The French welcomed the UFO's disincarnate passengers as equals. They spoke of
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their great WWII triumph, and how they saved "zoze krezzy Amereekenz" from certain defeat, and how their "Rezeestance" singlehandedly made a fool of Rommel. The Martians nodded
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; everyone of them having heard the story since they were larvae they all heard the same cadence which they punctuated with their nods. The Martians revealed their presence at Mons
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-ter Truck Rallies had been a peaceful one, at first. Then the Martians became infected with Monster Truck fever and began to tamper with the minds of the announcers. "Mars Rules!"
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, "Jeremy Miller #53 LOOK OUT!"
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- 2013-02-10 12:48:13
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- 2017-08-05 08:48:29
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BlastedHeath Aug 05 2017 @ 16:58
5 Million Years to a Monster Truck Rally! =D
LordVacuity Aug 05 2017 @ 21:22
I was going for the battle of Mons in WW1. There were reports of angels over the battlefield.
IceSquad Aug 06 2017 @ 05:04
There was no tv yet. They had to watch SOMETHING.
BlastedHeath Aug 08 2017 @ 19:27
@Futique -- Cool! Better than destructive Martian megalocust ghosts, I suppose.
LordVacuity Aug 09 2017 @ 00:48
You know me and how I love finding those Martian spaceships buried in the London Underground.