A priest, a rabbi and a yogi walk into

A priest, a rabbi and a yogi walk into

an airplane and take their seats. The priest orders a scotch, the rabbi orders a rum, and the yogi asks for

a Valium. He was surprised the priest and the rabbi were so calm. Even though he was a yogi, flying still made him feel

strangely attached to the ground, as if the plane were tethered to a post at sea level. He meditated on lift and

gravity, which led him to think about saggy breasts, which reminded him of his mother, which ... OH NO! He realized he

forgot to turn off the coffee pot! Luckily, the cat likes Folgers and will lap up any that spills over. The last time

an entire pot spilled and he spent the afternoon running in circles trying desperately to catch his own tail. Meanwhile,

at City Hall, the mayor's phone was ringing off the hook. "I can't take this anymore!" he exclaimed to his secretary.

a rubber sex toy