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I got a call from some shady government agency

  • I got a call from some shady government agency yesterday, offering me the chance to get involved in some experimental genetic procedures they were testing. I didn't realize that

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  • this wasn't going to turn me into a mutant secret government agent superhero, so I signed write up.The next morning I reported at a government research hospital.The genetic changes

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  • happened so fast once they tied me down and stabbed their needles into my flesh. I gasped as my body transformed. They had turned me into a man, a soldier. It was an alien feeling.

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  • The reaction in me was excruciating. An alien feeling...but what I realized was the sudden single horn that sprouted on my forehead. Rainbow tears fell onto my arm. I-I-I am a-

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  • A narwhal! I can swim freely. I can be friends with dolphins and sea urchins. Oh wait, I think I am a horse. Horses don't have horns! I am not a horse of course, but a unicorn! YES

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  • - I am Winnifred the obsessive-compulsive sea unicorn! Tra-lala, watch me dance upon the waves... but it turned out I was just me, staring into a cup of cold coffee. How long had I

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  • dreamed of being a famed, mystical creature? Once I heard the figure on the rainbow floaty say the word "Narwal" I knew the truth. La-de-da! Mr. Beluga and Det. Manatee joined me

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  • in my investigation. "So you're saying narwhal are real," confirmed Det. Manatee. "Yes, sea-dwelling mammals with a single horn have been sighted on the east perimeter," I explaine

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  • d to the skeptical detective. I was on thin ice, cuz Manatee had gone so far as to divorce a wife for having claimed to see an underwater unicorn. Manatee had dropped out of school

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  • At age 18 and was smarter by far than anyone I knew - even Dr. Sjjgddfgnk who went to Harvard with Timothy Leary. (And he gave up psychiatry for lack of state sponsorships!)

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1 Comments

  1. Magic Mar 07 2017 @ 01:20

    For some reason I really like this one! I think this one has "Top Stories" material (with the secret government experiments, talking animals and mystical creatures). Vote up, peeps! :)

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