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Somewhere on FoldingStory is a story entitled

  • Somewhere on FoldingStory is a story entitled "Falscheweh," & if you read it, you go insane. It's the one story you can't find in Search, and its authors are a mystery. Written in

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  • plain English, it nevertheless manages to achieve these mystical properties. Theodessa the Bored was the only one crazy enough to go looking for the Fold That Causes Insanity. Cake

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  • walk it was not, but Theodessa the Bored was immortal. He suspected The Fold that Causes Insanity was at the center of a juggernaut of dadafolds written by The Folding Chaos Club

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  • His suspicions played out when Reegon the Embarrassed reached into his bulging pocket & pulled out a handful of jagged metadots & threw them into the roiling cauldron of embryonic

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  • Folds. Within the boiling mass of viscous narrative an infinity of Folders folded Folds folding Folders Folding Folded Folds folding Folding Folds. And the metadots'd barely kicked

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  • a dent in the ever-increasing complexity of folds, folded folds, folders, foldees, foldations, foldological foldifications, foldoramas, foldinations, foldings, and antifolds.

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  • Some three years after the Antifold exhibition at the Museum of Unusual Objects, next door to Hell, the foldeesstill folded lines. There was no lack of inspiration for stories.

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  • Some in the top folds were rumored to have worshiped at Antifold masses where the officiant the demonic formula for things that didn't exist in this astral plane. Genesplicing.

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  • But the bottom folders were the real heroes, as they tried valiantly to wrap what nonsense they faced into some sort of cohesive conclusion. These were the martyrs of the cause.

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  • As we all know, the martyrs are the true heroes of any story. They make the good guys live happily ever after. Don't they?

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3 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Oct 27 2017 @ 09:20

    I think this story is entitled "Falscheweh".

  2. Woab Oct 27 2017 @ 17:19

    By jove, I think you're right.

  3. Shabadu666 Oct 27 2017 @ 22:25

    I know I just went a tiny bit madder after reading this.

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