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He was born in Llamfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

  • He was born in Llamfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch & by the time he started working as journalist he had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. The chief edito
  • r, whose name was Edmund Von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, decided it was a good idea to send Jimmy to the top 10 longest placenames in the world and report the happenings
  • of the show "What's Happening." Von Wolfeshlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff (the III) reported from Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukakapiki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­when
  • he was suddenly called to Iceland. Eyjafjallajokull had erupted again. Von Wolfeshlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff (III) got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis from inhaling
  • too much without exhaling enough. Von W. III's lungs were painfully swollen so he was prescribed antipneumonoultramicroscopics by Dr. Pheelguddenheistmeistersteinenburger. Brevity
  • is not tolerated in this folding story. Anyway, Dr. Pheelguddenheistmeistersteinenburger's German Shepherd Adalwolfa Brunhilda (formally a police dog) started barking at Von W. III
  • but he said something like "Hör auf du HUND!", und he said it so laoud that everyone stopped. Everyone. The buses, the milkmen, the clocks. Everyone was sacerd. An the a loud
  • vibration waved through the land. Were we "scared?" Were we "sacred?" or Were we "scarred?" I was a little of each as I picked myself dumbfounded from the floor.
  • We would soon be "scarce" because The Auto-Completes were twisting our every thought. I tried to "flee", but they forced me to "fleece" a sheep. My new coat couldn't save me from
  • the cold stare,the icy words and speacialy from the glacial touch of those cadaveric hands.
Started
2012-01-19 14:38:21
Finished
2012-04-08 15:03:59

6 Comments

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    mensaque Apr 08 2012 @ 15:08

    Funny!
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    m80 Apr 08 2012 @ 15:26

    I would not be engaging in floccinaucinihilipilification when reading this story because it's delightful!
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    SlimWhitman Apr 08 2012 @ 15:30

    Brevity ... is not tolerated in this folding story. Anyway ... LOL
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    sundancer Apr 08 2012 @ 16:14

    OMG epic! Wonderful ending and amazing how long the super long word theme lasted!!!!! :-)
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    mensaque Apr 15 2012 @ 14:14

    Thanks for the appreciation,sundancer.
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    ToastMech Oct 10 2019 @ 01:18

    im glad this piece of gold is still floating on the blog

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