'Witch! Witch! Witch!' The crowd was exhilarated

'Witch! Witch! Witch!' The crowd was exhilarated at the prospect of watching this poor old lady being tortured with redhot knives, then being put in sack with 6 heavy rocks and

The under-Gods were completely bloated from Hansel & Gretel,& regurgitated Gretchen onto the far shore of the sludge pond.She heard the howl of a near-wolf. But a closer-crustace

an species. The Lobster Wolf was headed right toward Gretchen with its giant claws. Gretchen had only ever seen normal lobsters with rubber bands over their claws so this was quite

disconcerting, as you may well imagine. Fortunately for Gretchen, the Lobster Wolf had a large chain around it's neck that nearly took it's head off when it reached it's limit. The

chain was made from the thunder horns of Titanic Rhinos. The Lobster Wolf snarled at Gretchen but she felt safe. Until she head the noise above her head. She looked up and saw

Hanson parachuting from a helicopter like a crack SWAT team. The band, looking much older than I remember attached the Lobster Wolf to a tow-cable and

and Mmmbopped as they reeled in the lobster-wolf into the Blackhawk helicopter. The Hanson brothers then helped the crew-chief cargo strap the beast down.

Was this mission accomplished? Had they truly recovered the only remaining evidence of genetic experimentation gone wrong? It was too soon to tell. As the helicopter took off,

they noticed the color had returned to the once lifeless horizon. It was then that they were convinced. The new world had begun.