"Peas with rice?" asked the lisping effeminate.

"Peas with rice?" asked the lisping effeminate. We had just been about to leave the restroom when he'd appeared from the adjacent stall. "Disintegration is their spookiest album

but then the lead singer fell off the face of the earth. Ever since Johnny Depp stole his act so he could join Tim Burton films. Then Depp stole Hunter S. Thompson's act and went

bat shit crazy for exactly as long it took to figure out that promoting the film still wouldn't get anyone in to see it. Depp's Thompson was irrelevant. The endless non-sequitors

came to an end. Just then as Billy exited the pool hall carrying a purple, pygmy goat in his arms, he was reminded that endless non-sequitors

are what made his mother get "in the mood." He shuddered, driving the inappropriate thought from his mind as the goat squirmed in his arms, bleating for

more milk.The bottle was nearly empty. He flicked the nipple a few times to remove the bubble and inserted it again. Thank God he'd escaped all that by signing on at the farm.

Unfortunately this meant he was locked into all sorts of farming expo conventions. It was humid, took all day long, and the driving was long and congested. Still, the fairs were

entertaining, and if he could catch up to Taylor Swift every now and then, he could make this lifestyle fit his city gone country. Just watch out for the grits on a stick, they'll

Moments later, he found himself waking up on a concrete floor in some industrial storeroom. Another man sat next to his body. The man smiled. "Welcome… to the real world."