This is the story of how Squawkers got his

This is the story of how Squawkers got his little head stuck in a magoty Nutella jar. It all started when 2 drunk hooligans tormented spambaby in a wheelbarrow. Marvin the flamingo

, decoratively staked out in the neighbor's front yard, heard Squawkers screaming. There! Behind the bushes! Marvin saw the hooligans kidnap Spambaby, demanding Nutella for ransom.

Marvin immediately grabbed his phone from the kitchen bench and called Detective Manatee. Inspector Dugong answered the call. Detective Manatee was in a meeting with Neighbourhood

Watch leader McGruff the Crime Dog. Det. Manatee never trusted the canine. Why the trenchcoat if you have nothing to hide? The call from Marvin interrupted Det. Manatee's interroga

tion. "Ranatee? It's Rooby." "Come again?" "Rooby Doo." Of course, Scooby. After discussing McGruff's illicit activities, Manatee decided to team up with Scooby. "Ruh-roh!" Suddenl

earning, the Villain of School, burst through the door, screaming "This cartoon trash is burning your minds! I will make you read if it's the last thing I do!" Scooby and McGruff

were still running along the screen, when he came into the room, carrying a tall pile of books. He grabbed the heavy one on top, "Divine Comedy", and threw it right into

The tellie, which was broadcasting the king's speech. The screen shattered into 5,253,023 pieces. His mum was furious. "That was not your tellie! What do I tell Grandfather?"

"Tell him to buy a less breakable TV next time," snorted Sonny Boy. Mum had ha d just about enough of this by now. "That's it. You're out of here!" she shouted, showing Sonny the

weird scar from that time she burned herself making grilled cheese flambe. Sonny was... changed after that. We never did find all those TV pieces.