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Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!

  • Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di! One night I was getting freaky in a tree with my boy named
  • Chef Boyardee. He turned and said to me, "My love, what are we doing in this tree?" To this I had no reply-ee. Ohhhh, how could this be? I thought and
  • ate his ravioli. He said, "Lemme taste/My tomato paste," and we tried out depraved acts unholy. The bough broke under me and Chef Boyardee o'er the Mediterranean Sea (verily), but
  • we then remembered that we had parachutes attached to our jackets; thus, we took action and landed to safety.
  • Unfortunately we landed in the middle of the Hundred Year's War. Tripping over our parachutes, we barely had time to scramble out of the way before thunderous hooves ascended upon
  • us and carted us off to their leader's tent. A girl sat there peeling a grape with her sword. "My name's Joan... of Arc," she declared, "you fell from the sky like dandelion seeds
  • . Who are you & what are you doing here?" We were in awe of Joan of Arc's masculine femininity & her grape peeling skills. Thinking quickly, I spoke up. "My name's Darryl & this is
  • my brother Darryl & this is my other brother Darryl & this is my other OTHER brother Darryl and..." Something was amiss. After the 517th Darryl, I suspected that Joan of Arc was
  • Daryl too. That's when my other brother Daryl said I should meet this therapist named Dr. Newheart. My first session was a real doozy.
  • In fact, it almost feels like that first session has never ended. It just repeats itself over & over every Tuesday from 2 - 2:30 CST. And I keep hearing that same music every time.
Started
2013-11-16 08:50:40
Finished
2014-05-29 18:24:03

4 Comments

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    PurpleProf May 29 2014 @ 18:55

    Oh yeahhhh... Someone needs serious counseling here.
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    buddyboy4711 May 29 2014 @ 18:59

    "We were in awe of Joan of Arc's masculine femininity & her grape peeling skills." I am dying over here.
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    lucielucie May 30 2014 @ 13:32

    Love the song in the 1st 3 folds.
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    Spacey May 30 2014 @ 20:15

    It would seem to continue into the fourth fold -- verily/safety.

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