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Why sure I do hunnywumps. I wuvy dovvy you

  • Why sure I do hunnywumps. I wuvy dovvy you werry werry much.

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  • Then please daddy waddy waddy wo, sign the papers and let me die. Show me how much you love me and let me die. I can not remain alive with this awful zit on my face. Please DAD LET

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  • Daddy then hit her, leaving her immobile on the floor. She then stared right into her daddy's eyes not knowing what fate was to come of her. It was then when he hit again and again

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  • "daddy" she mumbles

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  • "oWo whats this?" Big Daddy said as he sipped his hot coffee. It was too hot for his vulnerable little mouth, he had to spit it out into his breakfast bowl.

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  • Jared Fogle walked into the room "Wanna try one of my famous foot longs?" He asked as he sipped the drool back up into his mouth.

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  • At first - you coulda heard a pin drop. And for a few moments afterwards. "What?" Jared said with a shrug. Then, the slapping and punching began. What was Subway Boy thinking?

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  • He was thinking that he wanted extra cheese, but knew in his heart that he wasn't going to get it. So instead of asking politely, Subway Boy began to beat the tar out of the guy

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  • behind the counter...unfortunately, the guy behind the counter had no say in the distribution of cheese (extra or otherwise) and took a beating for the team. He should have asked

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  • to be assigned to the fruit stand instead, as he was the official head of fruit distribution, and would have avoided this whole issue.

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