Sipping the straw of her ninth coconut-rita,

Sipping the straw of her ninth coconut-rita, Madison Padderfield was already long-gone. To the point where she no longer remembered exactly what island she was on, or how long it

she had passed out. Hungover, Maddy stumbled out of her bungalow. A man with a jaunty smile tipped his fisherman's cap . "Welcome to the Village, you are number Nine!" "Huh?"

The newest hit reality show featured 9 unsuspecting members of the general public being drugged, kidnapped, and transported to The Village where they were subsequently subjected to

contests of cooking, fashion, and weight loss, in escalating rounds of elimination. Bravo Village was no vacation spot; it was a tropical hell of friendless competition and

bad "yo' mamma jokes." Bravo village sucked. Everything was perfect but it just sucked. All the elements were there but it just sucked. I wanted to go to History village where

decided to spend a couple of months with the Amish while writing my book of jokes. It turned out that not only did they tell the best yo mama jokes, but were also very keen

followers of Dane Cook. Apparently he had visited their community some time ago and left quite the impression. It really showed their

ignorance when they greeted newcomers with a Dane Cook pageant about "white people drive like this" and "black people drive like this", only he used more racist terminology.

, such as "Mario Andretti drives like this" and "Bill Lester drives like this". These race-isms turned racism on its ear, but was the world ready for it?