The adrenaline was pulsing through my body.

The adrenaline was pulsing through my body. I was dripping sweat from running. I was huddled in the corner, listening for any indication that I was not alone. Then I saw

Diana Ross. She asked simply, "Do you know where you're going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you? Where are you going to? Do you know? Grateful for her assistance,

I stepped into her limo and rode with her to the edge of town. She asked me if I knew that she was supposed to star in The Bodyguard. I nodded, then let her scarf fall on my sword.

The limo stopped. Just as planned. Men jumped on the roof. Just as planned. The sky roof shattered. Just as planned. Armed med pointed guns at her. She turned to me, but my sword

did not work just as planned. "Who brings a sword to a gunfight??!" I screamed to no one in particular. "You did--" she started, but I cut her off. "That was rhetorical!!"

There's only one action we can take to make this a fair fight, pick your vegetable and no sharpened carrots allowed!

However if you have a sweet potato hidden, that's accepted.

She realized they were only playing a humorous prank on her. Bill was the one who told her. She was fine with it. but when she told her mom. The story wasn't so good with her.

In the end, all was well, because she forgave and forgot and started going to school again. But boy, did she have a lot of homework piled up! She had to get started fast. Or else.