The Martians looked upon Earth with despair.

The Martians looked upon Earth with despair. Were solar flares and too much humidity the cause of so many earthly contretemps? The Obsidian Galak

exploded into a thousand shards. The Martians were still looking at earth when their Navajo servants picked up the shards.

The Navajo were fearless of looking down at Earth, but their Martian masters were easily spooked by jump scares. Passing satellites, cloud shifts, any motion really. Navajo pranks

Were often in the form of folded stories, which they stacked one on top of another. The stack, over four years, became so high they needed a second pile of folded stories.

Then they started mixing folds from stories hip hop style. They mixed the good, the bad, and the ugly.Their readings drew people away from the clubs. DJ Storytime & DJ FoldingMama

for a few dollars more, the hiphop fold rappers agreed to hang em high when presented with their FS Awards and to thank everyone that contributed a fold, thanks for making us milli

ons of dollops to pour over our lettuce that your girl sleeps upon when I call her. We all knowing you tripping when your shadow meets your shade. All throwing joy and shrapnel for

Juvenile Hall for leading them into a life of crime when they could all be out there working decent jobs, stressing out, getting divorced and beating their dogs. You are a shady

good-for-nothing jerk." But my words seemed to have no effect on the menace, who laughed at my passion, sending me into a rage. "Ask yourself, where is the *real* Juvie?" he said.