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Severus would not reveal his secret longing

  • Severus would not reveal his secret longing for Harry's

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  • vintage Marvel comic book collection that Harry kept under his Bed. Severus would burn and ache to get a hold of it and

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  • therefore rubbed poison ivy all over his body. Soon he got a rash, but Harry wouldn't even let him hold one of the books. Severus' skin started to develop blisters, which then turn

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  • into slithering snakes. Severus' skill turned the snakes on Harry and used their fangs to retrieve the book "The Brightest Star", which unfortunately didn't help Snape's ambition

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  • of demeaning Hogwarts' student body. Snape read about Simba's great-grandfather Mohatu in earnest, but the prideland's difficulties only served to distract him from his teaching.

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  • That's when he noticed that, for the last half hour, his class was staring at him making weird hand motions in the air. A young wizard student raised his paw. Snape asked him what

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  • the deuce had happened to his hand. The novice explained that he had sampled some of the Werewolf Compound. To Snape's horror, the youngster began howling uncontrollably in class!

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  • "How high is the moon? I must calculate exactly to complete my homework in time!" His lycanthropist gave him Prozac so he wouldn't shatter the windows again. The professor

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  • corrected a stack of exams as the moon hid behind the clouds.Drak's son Vlady had written answers in a nearly indecipherable scrawl of human blood again.It raised Prof.Wolfs hackle

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  • s; it was clear Vlady hadn't put forth the required effort to pass. His answers most definitely sucked, that much was apparent. Vlady would catch hell in the morning.

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