Severus would not reveal his secret longing

Severus would not reveal his secret longing for Harry's

vintage Marvel comic book collection that Harry kept under his Bed. Severus would burn and ache to get a hold of it and

therefore rubbed poison ivy all over his body. Soon he got a rash, but Harry wouldn't even let him hold one of the books. Severus' skin started to develop blisters, which then turn

into slithering snakes. Severus' skill turned the snakes on Harry and used their fangs to retrieve the book "The Brightest Star", which unfortunately didn't help Snape's ambition

That's when he noticed that, for the last half hour, his class was staring at him making weird hand motions in the air. A young wizard student raised his paw. Snape asked him what

the deuce had happened to his hand. The novice explained that he had sampled some of the Werewolf Compound. To Snape's horror, the youngster began howling uncontrollably in class!

"How high is the moon? I must calculate exactly to complete my homework in time!" His lycanthropist gave him Prozac so he wouldn't shatter the windows again. The professor

corrected a stack of exams as the moon hid behind the clouds.Drak's son Vlady had written answers in a nearly indecipherable scrawl of human blood again.It raised Prof.Wolfs hackle

s; it was clear Vlady hadn't put forth the required effort to pass. His answers most definitely sucked, that much was apparent. Vlady would catch hell in the morning.