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Lights stretched like melting plastic around

  • Lights stretched like melting plastic around him. Gravitational forces surged. It felt like a waterfall in his chest. His eyelids distended until he could feel the cold around

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  • him fold away. Teleportation always made him feel like his stomach arrived last. When it got there, whatever he'd eaten ended up slingshotting through his nose. His teeth gritted.

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  • That one day when he had habanera cole slaw was particularly irritating.

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  • Hot going in, hot coming out, and stinky in between. All he wanted was some creamy, crunchy goodness on the side, not this

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  • Charlie Sheen sideshow hogging up the media. His tour with the Goddesses - called Torpedo Tour, was nicknamed "Two and a Half Brain Cells" by the press. It was a hot

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  • in the arena and the poor fools who foolishly paid their way in were vastly out numbered by those of us who chose to sneek in the open back door. Where were the Guards, This is MAD

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  • CRAZY," is what everyone repeatedly said as we approached the first exhibit. I couldn't believe there were still people in line to buy a kids science museum ticket. When you are 14

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  • , you like your science to be found in the Anarchist Cookbook. No experiment would be complete without the chance of losing a finger. At 14, nuclear energy was a simple

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  • , at 18 he invented the world's first teleportation device. At 21, he was ready to take on the world. Now the sole owner of Megacorp International, he

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  • spends many of his days sleeping in beds made entirely of expensive prostitutes and eating mermaid caviar with gold shavings, among other foods that you didn't even know existed.

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