Shocking as it may seem, I was abducted by

Shocking as it may seem, I was abducted by aliens and escorted to their planet and put under observation. The Vesuvian—which is what they call themselves—are naturally voluptuous.

A Vesuvian savant entered my cell, sporting a rack Dolly Parton would envy. And then his female assistant arrived! "Are those real?" I asked, my eyes (also) bulging. "Begin probe!"

"Didn't your mama teach you any respect?" the beautiful woman growled. She pulled a flyswatter from her handbag and smacked me across the face. Mashed insect guts covered my cheek.

Suddenly Batman came out of nowhere and pushed the beautiful woman aside. He stared into my eyes. "What's that alluring perfume you have on?" he asked. "Mashed bugs," I said, "that

A bulge from your utility belt or are yu just pleased to see me?"" What? No. I've just been with Robin." said Batman. "Oh." Why do people never mention you're a imitation Vampyre?"

Batman looked down, but could not see his own feet, as they were obstructed by the girthy bulge that appeared from under his belt. He looked back up at her and said with passion "

Cat Woman, may I ask you to adjust my package? Just on a professional basis, of course. These tights are pretty tight, and my late Mom told me never to touch myself. Plus Ra's said

through her teeth. Cat Woman extended her hackles another 3 inches as an answer. With his package teetering in his tights & a cock clocking Mom, Plus Ra fought hard for tumescence.

It was all nonsensical, that much was certain. An imagining that would never happen. Someone's dream perhaps, but whose? Was it worth pursuing? Time to move on. There's work to do.

At that moment, there was a part of me, once alive and struggling against my restraints, crushed into nothingness. I suppose thats how every child's dream ends in the adult world.