In this new universe, entropy decreased slightly

In this new universe, entropy decreased slightly with time. You could leave the dishes dirty and if you waited long enough, they'd become clean. Consequently, society had become

rather blase about doing anything - after all, you could just leave materials around and, soon enough, they would spontaneously assemble into useful things like food and iPads. Yet

the spontaneous objects were never what you wanted. If you left an orange peel in the sink, the next morning you could find a left-handed glove.

Shampoo bottles in the shower became cameras and if you weren't paying attention, you might take a picture of yourself nekkid instead of washing your hair. The Household Elfins

were passing pictures of of the entire family, naked, soaping themselves up on this gigantic network of

insurmountable incest and passion for the flesh of one's own blood. But the youngest nephew was the only one who pulled himself out of the endless orgy and dared to stand up for

"Sit down and SHUT UP! You're way out of line here." The nuns knew his type, YELLING everything like it's going to make people listen to you. Rights are way over rated

and most rights were merely privileges dressed in period piece apparel. He sighed. All he'd ever wanted to do was join the convent & become a star. But the sisters kept taxing his

patience along with his income. He'd found a baby with the placenta still attached and smeared it with chocolate pudding. By God, He'd show these damned nuns immaculate conception!