So i was sitting on the corner hydrant staring

So i was sitting on the corner hydrant staring at the carcass do the cha cha across the golf course and feeling a deep sense of an emotional vomit coming to

fruition. But I failed once again and came up blank. So, I

criticized someone to feel better and

had horrid commercial songs stuck and would sing them out loud, so that everyone had to endure the never ending song.

Oh for lost days of catchy jingles. How we loved to sing along with gumby and pokey. And I recall fondly the sweet sound of "thats cat," Well, enough of this trip down memory

alley. Gumby and Pokey became pretty bitter towards the end, and lived up their names ending up on death row. But I am getting ahead of myself. It all began when Pokey

walked into a bank and robbed it. Then he sat down and took a nap trying to live up to his knick name. After his arrest he learned his knick name was for being Horny nor Slow.

Which really didn't fit him, so they gave him the NICK name of "Garbanzo Pete", robbing banks like a douche then dozing off on his feet. Least successful criminal of all time, and

that's how everyone will remember him, as "Garbanzo Pete" and not by his real name. It's already been forgotten. Fortunately for Garbanzo Pete, he really loves hummus, especially