Monkeys don't wear shoes, how could I've

Monkeys don't wear shoes, how could I've been so stupid? The half-monkey sneered at me and took my cell phone. He sniffed it and decided it was useless. There goes my escape route.

He gave it to the chump on his right who bit a chunk out of it & threw the phone to the troop of troglodytes. My quest to find the monkey king had ended, but now I was his captive

audience and the only thing worse than the King Troglodyte's jokes where was his spoken word poetry. He swung his club and said, "Club, wood and knobby, it is no hobby, to the ends

I put the kibosh on friends," King Troglodyte received minor applause on open-mike night at the "Free-Wheeling Cabooze." He hefted his club and took out a stage light. Next was

The dead... The unexpected dead of

deadly dead. THAT'S what I've been trying to tell you. The Unexpected Dead of the Deadly Dead are playing HERE... TONIGHT!! and I've got tickets & I might invite you if you say you

want to, of course, if you don't like heavy metal, than you might as well stay home." I looked into my friend's eyes expectantly. "So, whaddya say?"

The chinese have just gathered in beijing to cheer the us debt clock reaching 18 trillion dollars!

The sudden increase in population density caused Bulgaria to explode. Dust settled on the Black Sea, depriving benthic macrophyte populations of light. A bad day for marine life.