It's the night before Christmas and all trough

It's the night before Christmas and all trough the house Granny farts tweet like the tinniest mouse. Granny waddles along on her way nowhere she lost glasses and can't find her

jug of triple x "medicine" for her rhuemetism. Pa is sickened by Grannie's alcoholic decline. Just last night he saw her eating a hamburger off the floor in total stupor

, so he decided the sensible thing to do was record the scene and post it online. 'Drunk Old Woman' got 500000 views on its first day, Pa finally had the upper hand on Grannie

when he decided to perform surgery on himself. The video got twice as many views as "Charlie Bit My Finger", and earned Pa almost one billion dollars. So Grannie one upped him,

performing surgery on both of them simultaneously, exchanging Pa's healthy organs and her "fast living"-wrecked ones. YoutTube had a new champion! Pa died three days later. Grannie

survived the operation, although the nerves got mixed up. Her right elbow would jerk involuntarily whenever she swung her neck to look left. The heart palpitations still happened a

lot & neuropathy made her toes curl upwards like an elf. Then when her ears began taking on a pointed appearance & she craved cookies, like, ALL the time, she knew something was up

. This was the natural progression of things when you were a Keebler. None of them ever truly believed the legend until the transelformation was complete. Munching on fudge ripple

Is your final wish. Just go back and read the first line in the story and put "And that was great for i have now shat to many pots of gold." and your wish will be granted!