When things get really bad, I dig myself
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When things get really bad, I dig myself deeper. Like this one time, at a party, where the entire room stood in absolute silence, staring at me right after I had just
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asked where Euthanasia is, I dug myself in deeper by making educated guesses at it's continent, bordering countries, latitude, longitude and language. The whole room burst into lau
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danum-soaked applause, and soon an expedition to the fabled continent of Euthanasia was swiftly being planned. As Chief Expeditionary, I was given a stipend of forty two million
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Dollars and I went and got a bugatii
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it went so fast that i crashed
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into a giant pile of sock monkeys. As soon as I touched them they came alive while gnashing their teeth. "How do I fix this"?
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They suddenly started chasing me. I had to get away as soon as possible. Until one of them clung onto me. One by one. Oh how am I going to fix this problem until them kill me.
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But at last i was about to die when a shadowy figure appeared from the sky and all of them stopped and stared.
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i took the opportunity and ran with literally i started to run but when i got to the doorway a guard stepped in front of me.
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It was a mouthguard, which dribbled after my locomoting nose. It was all left and right of nostril curling pandemonium until a white light fell, descending and descending.
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- 2015-09-17 06:34:15
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- 2015-09-30 17:53:36
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TheFishtoad Oct 07 2015 @ 10:04
I heard Euthanasia is lovely this time of year. Great for the young and old alike.