Femme Fatale, Rose Nettle played in the Ivy
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Femme Fatale, Rose Nettle played in the Ivy league of a male dominated profession: She was a Hitwoman. She wore her trademark feather boa constrictor as she approached an unsuspect
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Unicorn in the park. The featherboa constrictor gave her away, the unicorn wasn't falling for the 'I'm only selling GirlScout cookies' again. Rose Nettle knew what to do. She gathe
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red up her red ruffly hoop skirt and danced across the green green grass settling on top of a huge mushroom which immediately remarked, "what are you doing?"
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She said, "I'm gonna trip balls by eating your head!" She chomped into the Giant Mushroom. It screamed, "Oh! Dear me, I'm scarred for life!"
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As she masticated the mushroom-head "Oh, dear, be gentle!" it kept screaming - she started to see the passage to treasure. It was just over there, by the unicorns melting in to the
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UniSmelter 2000. They'd need more UniGlue to sufficiently affix Ragnor's Chalice to the sacrificial shrine. She started laughing and laughing and laughing and she had no idea why.
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Then she recalled that she had way too much nitrous oxide at the dentist today, where she was pretty sure he copped a feel while she was out. But, it seemed hilarious to her right
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side side of her face, yet the left side was crying. It is nice to get some dentist action ever now and again, but no phone call later, not even a text. What is he waiting for?
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Cement is getting hard here...and not just the cement!
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The bread is about as hard as rock as well now. I told them they would've wrapped the loaf up so it wouldn't get stale. But its too late now, we are still hungry.
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- Started
- 2012-09-08 16:39:50
- Finished
- 2012-11-14 18:33:30
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