The green glow faded, and my vision returned

The green glow faded, and my vision returned to the world. I was standing among a vast grassy field, nothing else in sight except... someone walking towards me in the distance.

As the shadowy figure came closer I gasped in astonishment; the figure was my Father.

The sight of the red bulging eyes frightened me and I ran at Usain Bolt's pace to the nearby room. Clinging to the door, I could hear heavy footsteps. And then there was a voice

that spoke so softly I could barely hear them whisper "Why did you have to drink all of the Diet Dr Pepper?" I froze. I didn't drink it all, I'm not a Pepper, I like Mt Dew much

better, but then again that clear pepsi is quite amazing said Mr. butterpants mcfatterson before he lept into the air disappearing into

LEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is what I should have yelled as I ran out of the mechanical engineering final. But, instead, I tripped and yelled "Miss Kitty, save me!" This ended up being ironic, of course,

because I did not want Miss Kitty to save me. I wanted to fail my mechanical engineering final. But Prof. Kitty was obtuse and did not sense the irony. So she

offered to tutor me (oh yeahhh) during office hours. I showed up early. Prof. Kitty smiled at my eagerness to learn and bent over the desk to show me regression and curve-fitting

lab coat. Prof Kitty was a terrible tutor but a wonderful lover. I never learnt much to help with my studies. I did however learn how to make Prof Kitty satisfied.