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When Flaubert acquired a time machine, he

  • When Flaubert acquired a time machine, he became a menace to himself. It was important to say the right words in the right order. He often struggled with himself for the sake of re

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  • -verb, Reverb was awesome. Flaubert wanted to take this reverb effect peddle back to Mozart in the time machine and see what that hedonistic genius would do with it.

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  • But first Flaubert needed to finish Madame Bovary.so he sharpened his nib & scribbled out some famous French epithets like "Madame Bovary, c'est moi." Mozart's reverb pedal waited

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  • Waited and waited until waiting was impossible.

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  • That's when i knew I have to get it in now.

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  • This is why we can't have nice things, Adam.

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  • I buy things and you wreck them like your name is Ralph or your Miley Cyrus. You gon' need to

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  • need to chill dude, do you think money grows on the freak'in trees.

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  • [Long pause] "Uh, well technically it does grow on trees. Money is made of paper, paper is made with wood pulp, and wood comes from trees."

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  • "You mean my bottom dollar's wormfood? I thought when it hit paydirt I'd become rich!" he replied. After this setback Bill built a computer with windows. Loser idea if you ask me.

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