Never able. Walk streets. Tell lies. Hide

Never able. Walk streets. Tell lies. Hide faults. Pass lights. Be blinded. Seek distractions. Need escape. Feel women. Soft, vulnerable. Hear lies. Think dreams. Walk alone. Ever.

One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish. Duck Dong.

Little Oscar's remix of One Fish Two Fish earned him a trip to the counselor's office, where she asked questions to determine the role Duck Dong played in his life. He insisted

that sex was the furthest thing from his mind when he had made his candid surreptitious music video to accompany his remix.

club battering. The vagrants dancing in the club pulled out their clubs and clubbed the living clubs out of me. It was until I saw the baby bear get clubbed when my freedom came,

in the form of club security. They began clubbing the clubgoers and I quietly slithered away. I made it out of the club and across the road back into the zoo. The night watchman

saw me slither past and screamed, "Why the hell did you cross the road!?", which was a fair question. "Because I don't have feet!" I explained, continuing back to my

circus trailer. I was on in ten minutes and barely had time to shower my torso before I heard the barker announce: "See the amazing Human Snail!" I had to slither with all my might

just to get onstage in 3 weeks. By then, the show was over, and the barker stood there alone, frowning with arms folded. “You’re fired!” he yelled. I hurried offstage in a month.