I couldn't believe what she told me in the

I couldn't believe what she told me in the bathroom last night. We sat there for two hours and cried together and that's when I realized

that the father of our children would die at my hands, but our children would destroy the world. Considering my friend's distress I thought I should keep that to myself. The next

day was much more quiet. Silence was everywhere, so much you could hear a pin drop.

I walked outside and saw a small string of a moon, letting the night remain dark and quiet.

Then I went. to my local church support. group. But church was. (as it is told in Uncyclopedia) Walkenlogy and we. spent the night trying to talk like Christopher. Walken.

"It was crazy." Then one day Dolan walked in out of the street and demanded we stop doing Walken doing Tolkien doing Gilgamesh 911 reading from the Upanishads. "None of us were."

We were just channeling George Harrison mindmelding with Spock during Pon Farr on parallel Vulcan, but Dolan would never understand that, so we just said we were smoking oregano

And read the Bhagavad gita. George Harrison himself quietly sat there and watched us from a distance. Dolan was busy listening to the talking heads on CNN. We left a bomb in the TV

guide me through the night, with the light from his third eye. George drew a unibrow on my forehead and we were married in the afterlife. It was a beautiful day in Purgatory.