She detached the front mounted jet pack and
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She detached the front mounted jet pack and stored it in her locker, then removed her cape and hung it over the jet pack. Her name tag said "Debby, Senior Air Ship Hostess. Today
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she had graduated to "Debby, Air Ship Crew Leader" by attrition. Several of the crew leaders lost their jet packs in what'd be known as the "in-Flight Dining fiasco". Their capes
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had been designed by Liberace's ex-lover Ringo Potango. They were really impressive but all the stained glass made them to heavy for the jet packs and when they got the salsbury
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steak packed, there was no way the jets could lift it. We must eat the steaks to lighten the load he said,
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I'll pass, it'll crimp my vegan style, his companion said in a wispy voice, weak from lack of essential proteins despite the claims that every nutrient a human needs can come from
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softened car tires. He was dead three months later. The two of us enjoyed our feast of flesh, and felt as though we were Tyrannosaurus Kings, tearing the early mammalian peasants
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into tiny bite size chunks. We were then able to dip them into a fine spice mustard. They were so delicious we lost track of time and ended up on the floor 3 hours later.
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Dead. As it turned out, the spice mustard contained a powerful reagent that caused the arteries around our hearts to expand suddenly, constricting the heart itself.
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(I think this is from an Agatha Christie's story,but I'll go with it.)Poirot,being from Belgium not France(did you know that?)didn't know much about dijon,but still a murderer was
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on the loose and somewhere in his mind he knew he'd seen it all before. "It looks like our killer," Poirot said as he raised his shades to his face, "has a case of dijon-vu".
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- 2011-01-24 23:07:46
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- 2011-05-01 20:09:56
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Trylobot May 02 2011 @ 11:44
menasque, as I courtesy I feel I should explain that it is customary to put a space character after punctuation such as periods and commas. At first I thought you were just trollin' but I now think you do it because English isn't your first language. To be clear, I'm not judging you, merely trying to help. Your passages currently look unprofessional.
nutmegaman May 03 2011 @ 02:52
I assumed menasque was trying to be economical with the character limit, at least until this one where half the fold is a snarky message to Trylo. Not a big deal I think but this one breaks up the surreal development of the folded stories.
Trylobot May 03 2011 @ 09:23
Plus there's no private message functionality on this site~
nutmegaman May 03 2011 @ 15:09
there should def be a forum at least. DO YOU HEAR ME FOLDING STORY?
combatdave May 04 2011 @ 06:13
The important thing here is that there is a terrible Poirot/CSI pun.
noah May 04 2011 @ 08:00
Loud and clear NMM. We'll give it some thought, but we've got some other things on the table before we go down that road. As for messaging, you can actually message people who follow you, similar to Twitter.