A stoat, a parrot and a dog with a vest of

A stoat, a parrot and a dog with a vest of fissile plutonium walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The stoat ordered a dry martini, shaken, not stirred; the parrot, a Zombie; and

the dog orders heavy water. The bartender makes the dry martini for the stoat & a Zombie for the parrot, but regards the dogs order with some criticality. "You aren't contemplating

staying inside after drinking that, are you? The stoat and the parrot snickered as the dog glared at them. His house training problems were a source of ridicule for the old cur.

Old Dog grew tired of their bullying & curled up to take a nap. But Stoat & Parrot never heard the phrase "let sleeping dogs lie. They got a permanent marker & drew Groucho Marx

riding a unicycle on his bald head. Parrot found this so hilarious that he choked on his string cheese, and Stoat didn't know how to Heimlich. Old Dog woke up and punched Parrot in

the shoulder and said, "You came in kinda hot didn't you hot shot? Eh? Hot Shot?" Old Dog lifted his eyebrows like a jazz high hat. Old Dog's bro-jokes made Parrot sick. His beak

Was the reason nobody messed with Parrot. Old Dog was a prankster of sorts, but knew who was a fair target. Almost four years later, Parrot 's wife and children were not fond of

Old Dog's white nosing of Parrot. They were frankly disgusted by how fawning he could be. They decided for Parrot to have a changing of the guard. They strongly suggested to Rocky

to retrieve Adrian in time for the upcoming show. It was Westminster time and Old Dog needed to be obedient and to appear strong and self-assured. Winning was

-n't in the cards for him, though, when his trainer absentmindedly sucked air through her teeth and made a catlike sound, causing Old Dog to climb up her pantsuit and into her wig.