Once again the poker room at Aria was his

Once again the poker room at Aria was his undoing. His ace high flush was defeated by the babiest of straight flushes. His life savings lost, he turned to the waitress and asked

can you bring me a taco salad shell full of bacon grease? My life is over. The waitress slapped him. Stunned he looked at her. It was his wife, "I followed you, you lost our

keys in the driveway, your sunglasses a block later, your wallet was in the alley, your tie in front of the cafe, and now I find you slumming here with

him! Its always been about him hasnt it? I knew I should have listened to my mother! She said you werent good enough for me and boy was she right. Theres only one thing that I want

"YOUR BLOOD." Revving up the chainsaw he had dragged out of the garage, he slowly brought the blade down on susans face.

The chainsaw sent off sparks as it cut into Susan's unibrow. It was the hardest hair to shave. Only lumberjacks were allowed to mend her beauty. Being in Alaska, her prospects were

an email blast to everybody in the colossi's home room. The laughter drowned out the PA announcement telling them about the building intruder. They were so surprised when

two tons of unrefined concrete burst through the front doors of the preschool gym then let out a stoney roar. The colossus's arrival knocked over a tin of hot dog juice on Carrie.

That was IT. She had HAD IT. She exploded in a fit of rage, literally, and the whole school burned down in the resulting chaos.