I saw it. Yeah, they said it didn't exist.
-
I saw it. Yeah, they said it didn't exist. But it did. I smelled it at first, deep in the Amazon.The rare Obese Purple Toothache. Obviously it smelled like rotting teeth. A dentist
3 -
told me it was incurable, and that eventually my teeth would turn into fangs.
3 -
I immediately began considering all the nu-wave goth looks I could work.. Ruffled shirts, acres of crushed velvet, a penchant for Nine Inch Nails, the excitement was all too much
5 -
and I became careless. My ruffled shirts became stained with gore. I left my victims drained of blood, lying where I dropped them. This did not please the elders, who
5 -
were clinging desperately to the old ways. Didn't they realize that humans were food? Humans were farming cows in cages and slaughter houses. Why weren't we serving them up with
5 -
a basket of fries? He started a little restaurant called Carls Sr. It was named after the tastiest of human flesh which happened to be old guys named Carl. He immediately called
4 -
for an end to all the fighting over the bodies, since Carl was the best-tasting. But then a new idea came to light: what flavor shake would they serve?
3 -
Chocolate & Flesh, as it turned out; a mixture of vat-grown human meat and chocolate ice cream whipped into an ice-cold frothy beverage. Mmmm, delicious! This solved their problem,
4 -
they took as much as they could, pouring it into barrels and shoving the barrels into the pick-up truck until it was full. Then they drove to the nearest zombie sighting location.
4 -
"Brains on Wheels" with vats of pickled brains from the neuroanatomy lab was another stillborn business plan. Any zombie will tell you: Nothing beats the taste of a thinking brain!
4
- Started
- 2011-01-18 15:04:40
- Finished
- 2011-08-08 07:55:54
0 Comments
Want to leave a comment?
Sign up!