This is a dangerous country. It's known for

This is a dangerous country. It's known for killing the elderly on a large scale to reduce health-care cost. Old people wear bracelets with the text 'Don't kill me please', hoping

that someone actually reads that damned thing. But it's usually so covered in thickened blood from the senior citizen slaughter that no one can read what it says. Killing the elder

is good for the population to lower. It is part of the rules to kill these elders, and we have no choice. But if you want to read the damn thing, go ahead. Be my guest.

"Alrighty then," I huffed. "Why must you make such a big issue over everything?" I buried my head in the rule book. "Hmm...says here I should kill YOU!" His face paled as I

Read the full passage, which was in his spidery writing. It was quite legible and read like science fiction at its best. "What were you smoking when you wrote this?", I asked.

your mother's extreme crochet club you wouldn't have the gall to say such things." She hissed angrily like

a leaky radiator. The Xtreme Crochet Club showed their disapproval by fashioning an Iron Maiden out of metal yard around the infuriated woman. As it closed around her, she

she grew spikes from her neck and kicked out blades form her boots no one would conquer her wrath. She sliced through the metal yarn like a hot knife through butter.

The HR guy adjusted his tie as he looked around the room. 3 dead interns and not a drop of coffee got spilled. Impressive. "The job is yours. Can you start on Monday?"