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Ok, Ok—you’re probably saying, “What

  • Ok, Ok—you’re probably saying, “What happened to Barbara?

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  • Well, you'd be really disappointed with the answer. She got a job as a telemarketer and worked there for decades. She lived alone her whole life and never had so much as a hobby.

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  • Well, unless you consider masturbation marathons a hobby. Heck, it does take talent, practice, stamina, and dexterity.

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  • & opposable thumbs well, if UR doing it right. I couldn't find "Masturbation 4 Dummies" onAmazon, so I went 4 the next best thing "MasterBait & Tackle" only to find it's about fish

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  • But problems turn into opportunities, because I couldn't be the first person in this predicament. I decided to write and self publish "Masturbation 4 Dummies" as a pop up book.

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  • But I was an internationally adopted pygmie...what did I know about pop-up books, asked my unctuous patent attorney. I cried discrimination, and salt water tears, to no avail, til

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  • his normally unflappable receptionist burst into the room. "Sir, we have a situation here!" My jaw dropped as a scrum of rumpled children barreled through the door, leaving

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  • mud and muck in their wake. How could this of happened they weren't supposed to be let out of the home. Someone must of made a mistake and the good doctor was about to find out

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  • that spanking a young supple man was rewarding! This young man was so pliable and fun the Doctor was just beside himself as he'd never seen a human body preform in such

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  • rotisserie corners before. Then he realized: Russell "T" Davros had struck again.

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