Kyle had never felt this much anger before.

Kyle had never felt this much anger before. Chad had just poured out all of his monster energy drink. Kyle punched another hole in his wall, but it wasn't enough.

Kyle's stepdad, Joseph, was a carpenter but not Richard or Karen. Whatever that means. When the spoon hit the floor we assumed your goose was cooked. Chad had bugged out earlier.

Chad is mad. He sits on the computer all day thinking of typing stupid stories.

Chad resolves to write the stupidest story ever. What's super stupid? A story with no plot? A story with no hero? A story with no location. All of the above he decides. Never upon

was a conceptual not perceptual occurrence in this world where nothing ever happens. Understandably, Chad was startled when the popup said he would be taken offline at 6 AM for

"maintenance", which of course meant that his Mom would be hauling him off to the bath tub for a good scrub. Chad cringed as he looked at the clock. 5:57- three minutes until that

dreadful knock at the door. He had to act fast. Chad stripped the sheets from his bed and tied them together with strong knots. 5:58. He flung the end of the makeshift rope out of

the window. 5:59. Chad started down the rope but had attached it to nothing. 6:00. Now on his ass on the sidewalk after he had fallen 3 floors, Chad cursed and stood up. 6:01. Chad

discovers that his knee is connected to his shoulder now. 6:02 Chad teeters on his good leg as he tries to figure out his new configuration. 6:03 Chad goes full CHAD.[roll credits]