Tired of the noise and commotion of the streets,

Tired of the noise and commotion of the streets, Batman, Jesus and Harry Brown walked into a burning pub.

The bartender said, "What is this, a joke?". "No, three G&T's please" ordered Jesus. They drank, while the pub burned to the ground, Batman and Harry Brown got so drunk that

she loves milk

so she went to a farm and bought herself three cows, but not just any cows. She bought herself a normal cow, a chocolate cow,and a pink cow because

normal cows aren't good enough for

milking. You need Baker's black cows! They produce twice as much milk, and you know what that means! Twice as much manuer! The only thing better we sell is giant

clown shoes so that when you step on those massive cow pies, you leave an awesome print. But then the Anorexic Cowboy stepped forward. He nearly fainted then shot the guy in the

legs. Surprisingly the bullet bounced off the clown and the clown laughed. Boy that Anorexic Cowboy is hungry now, he sets his eye on a cream pie then proceeds to take it from

dark priest blessed them both and so they walked,hand in hand to hell,gazing into the fire with tender smiles on their faces...