Magmaroids is a condition wherein

Magmaroids is a condition wherein

every time you need the toilet you scream uncontrollably and urinate everywhere. Dave was a boy with this dreadful condition. One day he went to the shops but he really needed to

go to the doctors to sort out his condition, but was too embarrassed to do so. So instead he settled for a little retail therapy and took a trip to the shopping centre. There he

hair was sticking up. Oh, and don't forget the massive spot on his chin. He felt so embarrassed. To look so foolish in front of his true love!

But he was never one for prolonged introspection. He quickly whipped out a bouquet of passion flowers and thrust them toward her with a grin and a grunt.

So she kicked him in the vitals just as the self-defense trainer had taught her. Tarzan grabbed his package and fell over.

.. but his blood pressure and temperature were normal, so that made up for the throbbing pain. Almost

as bad we're the needles stuck in his eyes, but his toes felt great, so he was, he thought, just fine. Never mind the axe in his back or the first degree burns he had on his

toes. Being a stuntman for the franchise wasn't any better by the time Saw XV rolled out next week.