The tinfoil stuck up on Cramer's head like

The tinfoil stuck up on Cramer's head like tufts of science fiction hair as the cherry pie filling bubbled out of his mouth. The oven was too hot and Cramer was getting worried

that this wasnt the best dare 2take. Cramer was always finding himself in peculiar predicaments. That time he got his lips stuck on the ice pop? Sad. As the oven temp rose to 400

his entire body felt like it was burning, but Cramer never chickens out on a dare. Then Cramer died, but Squawkers had the whole thing on video and posted Cramer's dare on Youtube

. The YTube video got several thousand views with the first several days. It was hot. Everyone was blown away by Squawkers' fantastic upload, showing Cramer's daring dare.

But no one seemed to care that the handless parrot Squawker's was actually able to use the internet with feathers. He sighed, no one ever understood him.

The albatross floats come morning.

Strange request, but a barman gets strange requests at 4am. He had the gopher get a deceased albatross from the docks & made Albatross floats for the groom & his party.

The goats came in and ordered drinks at the bar. They locked horns, so everyone could make make a toasdt to the god Pan.

Aye, it was a swell Pagan feast except when the religious right appeared and tried to poop on their party. That party continues on to this day in Purgatory. Join us, won't you?