I had to pee so bad. There were people everywhere.

I had to pee so bad. There were people everywhere. It was a serious emergency and I had to come up with a plan. So I

went up to the bush on the side of the road and decided to take a chance. As soon as there was a clearing in people I

put on my fedora and my fake mustache and ambled out of the bushes before anyone could notice. The parade was heading to

the sea, and I couldn't help but feel like a lemur, marching my way towards

a cliff. Wait - that's lemmings. So I guess I felt like a lemming. Anyways, it wasn't a great feeling, and

although lemmings are soft and furry, taking E and rubbing myself all over is not the best way to spend

I asked the police photographer if they both could pose with me in my mug shot. I was in deep–what's another

misdemeanor among friends? But I was wrong, because the two of them

in rythym began reciting the Boy Scout oath. I knew I was all alone on this one.