Globalization is not an even process, but

Globalization is not an even process, but occurs on many levels simultaneously and with different levels of

jackassery; luckily, we have not yet stumbled upon a method with which to stifle the freedom of individuals to

act like complete morons in their brazen attempts for 15 minutes of internet fame. Hence, we have the release of "Jackass 3-D," the latest in a long line of empty-headed films.

It was just like Remains of the Day, in that it was a film and contained people that spoke and breathed. Apart from that, Johny Knoxville and Sir Hanibal Lecter only had psychosis

in common. Knoxville fumbled about for his syringe. Ballpoint, emasculation blade.... ah, there it was. Spotting his prey about to exit the

mountain stream. He loved hunting hill billy's. He had mounted several heads of a families from the Smoky Mountains. He had never seen European hill billy's, he

wanted to mount the heads of the "coteau Guillaume" on his wall as well. Jethro was a francophile bumpkin, who

but insisted on calling them oeufs. But she really couldn't pull off the French, what with the Hoboken accent. It came out more like oyfs, like Yiddish but with a lisp. You shoulda

had elocution lessons while you had the chance, said Master, and become queen of England and the first female President of the USA too! But I rule all because I can speak French!