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I'm a playa at heart; 'cause playahs don't

  • I'm a playa at heart; 'cause playahs don't part, it's an art script'n rhymes with auditory arc.

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  • But, let's be honest, I'm a pretentious asshole who thinks Whole Foods is affordable and never sets foot in the hood. So

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  • in the event of a mugging, I'd probably just wet myself and laugh hysterically. Judy, on the other hand, would never

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  • be able to laugh and pee at the same time. It was physically impossible for her thanks to

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  • her "condition." Her time at Boston College hadn't been kind to her, drinking 26 Busch Lights on Marathon Monday caused

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  • her to wake up the next morning on the third floor of Vanderslice. She decided to explore the

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  • men's washroom. It didn't taste quite how she expected. An interesting mix of urine, vomit and

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  • empty sadness. If only she could stay in the stall longer, she could feel it wrapping its yellow-stained arms around

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  • the stall door preparing to wrench it off. How was she supposed to fight monster? She felt doom creeping when suddenly

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  • a ninja appeared with a fist full of popsicles and fried rice to energize her as she took on the massive thing.

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1 Comments

  1. EKTM Oct 03 2010 @ 21:47

    Nice ending Vel Johnson.

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