One spring evening as I was planting flowers

One spring evening as I was planting flowers I hit something as I dug deep in the ground. A genie bottle appeared! I decided to give the bottle a rub, and POOF…..

A mean-faced genie was suddenly standing on my tulips with his arms crossed. "You got 3 wishes. GO!" It all happened so fast, I couldn't think. "Uh, OK...I wish I could fly like

Michael Jordan in Space Jam." The genie raised an eyebrow, confused. "I'm er, not familiar with that film." I looked at him in astonishment. "You've never seen Space Jam?!"

"Err.. no but err I have read the book.. yes that' right iv read the book and I knew the film would never live up to it" the Genie replied triumphantly. I slowly double facepalmed.

I understood that making a film was not an easy task, but I wanted to prove that I could make a film that would be connected to a particular book. I decided to make my film about

Jalapeno Popper Jester's." As CEO of the Tex Mex McDonald's he'd seen this play before. He was there when the Big Burger got married to that insane clown. This time he'd make

the jalapeno burger so spicy that Ronald wouldn't be able to sit for a month. A tall order, you might say, but if anyone could pull it off, it was

most definitely the one and only Hamburgler. He knew where the best and the boldest burgers were, he even knew where the monumental

Capitol of burgers is united! For he was grand and fat. Too bad he died before he could ever finish his local burger hunt. But his lovely wife lives on, continuing on the path to,