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He'd spent three hours constructing shapes

  • He'd spent three hours constructing shapes in the sand that extruded out so that the sun's shadow would create his proposal. Her face filled with horror. The tidal wave behind him

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  • was 80 feet tall and was carrying a barge loaded with gravel on it. He dropped to his knees, right on the word "Marry," put his hands together. The wave stretched hire and he

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  • a long rope. like a snake. I thought it was rope. but it was I dont know what it is

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  • The ropy snake troll who lacked significant identification faculties was literally tied into knots never to be heard from again. Leah then translated the sacred runes to read

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  • " The feet of the kings lead to the smelling salts of the mice, and egg fried rice". " What the F*** does that mean?" said Leah, in her most ladylike fashion.

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  • "it means sauce." was the only reply. Leah did not get a chance to inquire further, for that is when the giant ant pushed through the earth and began spewing melted ice cream from

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  • his stig onto her ruby slippers. She clicked them together three times and said "There's no face like a gnomes" three times and the next thing she new her dress was white and seven

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  • vertically challenged gentlemen seemed to be yelling at her: "Hi Ho! Hi Ho!" Sure she'd gone through a rough patch and accepted a few gold pieces for a roll in the hay but she was

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  • now a Disney Princess and therefore had to maintain a certain decorum. "And what can I do for you, little people?" Ms. White inquired. "Fair wages or we strike!" the seven replied.

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  • Ms White couldn't afford the wages the seven were asking for, so they were all quickly fired and replaced with a much cheaper group of seven from Mexico.

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