He'd spent three hours constructing shapes

He'd spent three hours constructing shapes in the sand that extruded out so that the sun's shadow would create his proposal. Her face filled with horror. The tidal wave behind him

was 80 feet tall and was carrying a barge loaded with gravel on it. He dropped to his knees, right on the word "Marry," put his hands together. The wave stretched hire and he

a long rope. like a snake. I thought it was rope. but it was I dont know what it is

The ropy snake troll who lacked significant identification faculties was literally tied into knots never to be heard from again. Leah then translated the sacred runes to read

" The feet of the kings lead to the smelling salts of the mice, and egg fried rice". " What the F*** does that mean?" said Leah, in her most ladylike fashion.

his stig onto her ruby slippers. She clicked them together three times and said "There's no face like a gnomes" three times and the next thing she new her dress was white and seven

vertically challenged gentlemen seemed to be yelling at her: "Hi Ho! Hi Ho!" Sure she'd gone through a rough patch and accepted a few gold pieces for a roll in the hay but she was

now a Disney Princess and therefore had to maintain a certain decorum. "And what can I do for you, little people?" Ms. White inquired. "Fair wages or we strike!" the seven replied.

Ms White couldn't afford the wages the seven were asking for, so they were all quickly fired and replaced with a much cheaper group of seven from Mexico.