Once upon a time there was a nyan cat that

Once upon a time there was a nyan cat that farted rainbows which destroyed earth little by little and 1 day the president says "enough is enough, he has destroyed the white house".

and as every-one ran around an screamed in panic the president stepped out onto the steps on the white house carrying a rocket launcher and aimed it at nyan cat.

Nyan Cat died of a heartattack and then the world blew up.

But then there was a giant taco that came out of no where and then the UN dead nyan cat came back to life and then gave herpes to everything in the universe.

potato

I began to panic. What was happening? Had I missed something? Why was everyone talking about potatoes?

On Saint Patrick's night, the trolls stuffed taters into the clogs of unsuspecting peasants.

It was only a matter of time before the leprechauns came, galloping on four legged graters. The taters were startled and ran for the hills, leaving the peasants once again empty.

But they would rise up, oh yes they would! Rise up against the oppressive leprechauns and their cult of rainbows and pots of gold! They would taste sweet justice! Just you wait!