The old bus crapped out two passengers, hot

The old bus crapped out two passengers, hot and sticky, onto the curb. The heater on the bus wasn't really stuck on high, but the driver loved the metaphor. He regarded children as

parasitic organisms that much be destroyed before they suck all the vital juices from our

or so the obese fourteen year old thought. He'd been shipped off to summer camp to "make friends" whatever that meant. His mom meant well but she annoyed the crap out of him.

Now he was at Camp Tubby, with a drill sargeant counselor withholding food and making him "power walk." Elroy soon created a black market in Snickers bars, and was raking in $5000

(street value) in sexual favors and recreational drugs. Elroy marveled that he came into Camp Tubby as a mid-level executive who was 45 lbs overweight and left as a bona fide

400 lbs love machine with a gaggle of 200 lbs love hens in tow. He quit his job bought a mobile home and he and "his hens" headed down

to Quartzsite Arizona to join the Snowbird population! The instant cities of RV's that built up in the desert each fall was a perfect place open a geriatrics whore house.

But I wasn't so wise. I instead opened a chain of Hump 'N' Jacks that didn't care about elderly. Arizonans weren't into that kind of stuff. No, they much preferred

to be drunk and leave the Arizonans. These guys are RACIST. Well, i helped the Arizonans to pass the street as some annoying gangsta gets pwned by the Arizonans, etc, etc. The End.