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& Salutations O Folding Story Founders, illustrious memes, & assembled Foldizens! Four years ago to the day, Foldingstory was launched. We have reached uncharted shores, discovered

uncharted hypodermic needles on the those shores sticking from our feet from walking on those shores. That folding disease took over our systems, made us fiendishly write lines

that might barely have a smidgen of relation to the previous line. It was hard, or so say the priests of Folding. The needles were just there to give us fair warning that we needed

to have faith that someday the FoldingStory login security would be updated. That there may once again be 10+ regular users on the site. We held to our faith and folded our little

typing hands in prayer to our unseen FoldingStory gods. Then Zetawilk will lead us all in a hymn that goes on and on about Det. Manatee for several lines before abruptly changing

scenarios mid-story to being about the court case against Muscaria Hemlock.

fortuitously, farting furiously on the far-flung furnishings. Just then, jokingly, Jerry and Jen journeyed in, jumping for joy and questioning the quorum, “Alliteration, anyone?"