The spider landed on the fat lump in the

The spider landed on the fat lump in the back of her neck. It sunk it's fangs into her flesh. The smell of porkchops wafted into the air and the spider

did the happy dance. The actual f'ing happy dance! Such was his mistake, as this gave Murphy Sadmonsta just enough time to spray the disinfectant. Tragedy averted, our hero

trusty steed marvin. Marvin was a bit surly about the damsel but, always loyal to his master. galloped down the narrowly winding path dodging spears and arrows all the way

. The tribesmen were on his left and right. As Marvin galloped forth, a spear pierced his leg. He whinnied and his knees buckled. His thought turned towards his master, who waited

impatiently at the race track. "Where is that Marvin? The starting bell is in an hour, I thought horses were punctual." Little did he know of Marvin's fight with the natives. Soon

Marvin rode in, dragging entrails and sporting 13 arrows inserted in various places on his shanks. "I'm ready to race" he said. "I might need a shower though." Well, he was my only

sidehack partner so he'd have to do, entrails & arrow wounds. All I had to do was steer & accelerate. Marvin leaned the sidehack, but I could tell he was having a hard time of it.

To help, I pushed all my weight to his side, curving the strange looking vehicle around the bend. This not only helped with speed but helped the numerous muggers in the area locate

All of the Easter eggs! Central Park was filled w/them! Tiny hidden gems filled w/crappy tasting gold coins & spider rings! Even the muggers and hookers agreed, that Bunny rules!!