SnowWhite decided she needed to improve her

SnowWhite decided she needed to improve her sex life.The Prince wouldn't even hear once she brought up the dwarfs,so she tried a different approach:she asked Aurora for Carabosse'

s phone number.The bad fairy had a BlackBerry.Carabosse weighed her options:S&M threesome with Snow White and Prince Charming or

Lady & the Tramp. Carabosse used her noodle to consider the "what ifs" of the situation. The Prince was in the doghouse after saying in a not so charming way Snow White looked like

hairless prince he had known on the Island of Corfu. Honestly, the Prince didn't care that Snow White's feelings were hurt. Ever since he'd tried to kiss her when she wasn't consci

ous, and Snow White woke up and was so loving of the hairless prince. It was quite creepy how obsessively fond of him

self he was. The Hairless Prince ordered every mirror throughout the kingdom be brought to the castle and hung so that he and Snow White could

investigate them individually. The culprit had to be found. Also, the infected mirrors had to get immediate medical attention. If not, the poor innocent mirrors will suffer from

Lack of narcissists looking into them for clues as to the meaning of life. The Buddha didn't ever need a mirror because he sat under the Bodhi Tree. But we are not so intelligent

, but I felt great nonetheless. Ah, life. It may be complicated, but it's good.