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Every day and night dream that we'll be together

  • Every day and night dream that we'll be together again. I feel all I need in this life is you but at this point it seem illogical because you don't even seem to care about me.
  • Ernie tried to pass the book to the love-lorn librarian, but she pushed it away. "USE THE SELF CHECKOUT!" she bawled before stamping a pile of books as if she were punching the God
  • of all library books himself. "This isn't chinese checkers!?, she sobbed. "This isn't even REGULAR checkers." Ernie glanced down at the speckled Mancala board, and began to
  • sigh. They sent him another one of these kids. He threw the Mancala board against the wall. "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET-" But it was useless. No one knew where Sesame Street was anymor
  • e. Things were not, in fact, A-OK and the neighbors were unfriendly. Oscar the Grouch ruled & Big Bird became Thanksgiving dinner. Not that anyone on Sesame St. was thankful. Ernie
  • and Burt had had a spat. Burt had slammed the door on his way out to do evil. Burt knew that Ernie was having an affair with his rubber ducky and he had given him an ultimatum: him
  • or the lucky ducky he was fucking. The crack master thought she'd show up to irritate them, and did. Nobody gives a shit about crack master. Bert and Ernie have real problems they
  • haven't faced up to, yet. How long would their audiences think they were cute, now that Burt's polyester nose was fraying, and Ernie's gut is peeking out from under his sweater?
  • Thank God for modern Muppet makeup! In the old days, if Fozzie Bear’s gut drooped below his knees, or if Rowlf the Dog’s ears frayed, Jim Henson would toss them aside and create a
  • new Muppet. This angered the likes of Danny O’Day and Jerry Mahoney, who needed major work if something broke on them, causing Jerry to found the He-Dummy Muppet Hater’s Club.
Started
2014-10-13 20:12:20
Finished
2021-02-12 21:15:24

5 Comments

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    Jimbeau Feb 14 2021 @ 23:40

    Why does it sometimes post the same line twice? I didn't enter it twice.
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    lucielucie Feb 15 2021 @ 04:42

    So we get to like it twice!
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    Zetawilk Feb 16 2021 @ 16:12

    Because FoldingStory is getting a bit bogged down with bugs since the admins ghosted up a couple years back or so.
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    Woab Feb 18 2021 @ 14:26

    I thought it happened when we hit "post" twice, thinking it hadn't posted. Weren't the admins working on a new version of FS?
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    Zetawilk Feb 18 2021 @ 20:04

    There's dev.foldingstory.com, but I don't think you can log into it.

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