It wasn't any fun for me bursting out of

It wasn't any fun for me bursting out of her belly. It ticks me off. There's always sympathy for the human growing pod, but none for the alien spawn. What's up with that?

I deserve some respect, after all. I did my time. You try being cooped up inside this humanoid and see how you like it. I emerged full of

potential and bad programming. These humanoids think that gestating inside them is all smiles, tears, showers and bright futures, but what about when we exit through the chest

like a party favor sitting atop a missile. What a thrill. Of course, you never really get that Humanoid flavor out of your mind. You lay awake at night thinking about eating one.

but then again, did necrophilia really appeal for his hunger? His desire for all things

until they became nice and chocolaty. Than he ate them from head to toe until you sucked up every last bit of the camels chocolaty goodness.

Camel toes are a bit unsightly on most occasions, but Big Bertha's camel toes were especially well maintained. Any veterinarian podiatrist would tell you the same thing. However,

Bertha's veterinarian was not a veteran. In fact, it was his first day on the job. That's why he misdiagnosed the fungus on her camel toe as a benign case of athlete's foot.

Bertha dutifully applied the prescribed ointment to her inflamed booboo. The fungus thrived, emitting a most provocative aroma. Men swarmed. And that's how the camel got its hump.