Hello, Today I will be talking about China,

Hello, Today I will be talking about China, china is a very big country and there is a lot to say about it but what I would like to focus on today is the civilization. So let's go!

The panel hearing Bill's dissertation defense sat stunned in disbelief. Bill was already a published scholar on far east studies. His facile " China is a very big country" left

them puzzled. The Department Chair asked if he was speaking figuratively. But the would be PhD said, no, he meant that China covered a large surface area. And then stopped.

'Of course China stops!' yelled the Department Chair, 'It can't go on forever, even if it wished it could.' If this is all you have for us, I'm afraid we'll have to

burn down your tree house you evil monkey. Everyone at the committee gasped. Did that come out of the Dean of Student's mouth? He looked for an RA to blame but he could

tell from the looks of the students, that he was having his "macaca" moment and was certain the University administration would soon

jerk him out quick, like a fifty year old naked man at a Miley Cyrus concert. The university turned a blind eye though. His dad had donated a library that Miley'd gotten high in.

"Life's what you make it, so let's make it right", he whispered in the ear of the young boy he positioned himself behind. It was a strange fetish he had, combining

The boy mastered the art of dragon training, and used them in a ruthless ethnic cleansing campaign that would forever scar the minds and hearts of a world once completely cohesive.